What New Jersey Stereotype Are You?

Yo! Not everyone in Jersey falls into a specific stereotype, but some proudly do. What kind of Jersey-ite would you be?

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What New Jersey Stereotype Are You?

You got: Boardwalker

From sundown to the wee hours of the morning, the boardwalks along the Jersey Coast are the place to be. They're also a lot of fun in the daytime when world-class pizza, fresh seafood, and plastic souvenirs can all be purchased in walking distance of beautiful beaches. Order a frozen custard and watch the tramcar, please. You're a typical New Jersey boardwalker.

You got: Jersey Juicer

You have a hard body and an impressive tan that you work hard to maintain. You can't help the fact that you're attractive, so you play it up and make the best of it. Your good looks have gotten you pretty far in life, but your secret weapon—exceptional intelligence—will get you even further.

You got: Crooked Politician

When you need something, you call a friend to take care of it for you. You receive a lot of gifts and people always say hello to you because it's good to be seen fraternizing with people like you. In other words, you're all about connections and favors when it comes to getting ahead.

You got: Rock Poet

The inspiring vistas of New Jersey get your creative juices flowing, and you love to create through words, music, or artwork. New Jersey has long been a breeding ground for deep thinkers and innovative progressives. You have something to say and some extraordinary ways of saying it.

You got: Big-Haired Housewife

No one's calling you spoiled, but you've become accustomed to a luxurious lifestyle. You like to be pampered, and if you come by it honestly, enjoy it. But don't take it too far, Teresa Giudice!

You got: The Opinion Shouter

Yo, you're not going to keep your mouth shut when someone clearly needs to be told where to go and how to get there. You keep your ears and eyes open, and you call people out when they try to get away with less than honest behavior. If people don't want to hear your opinions, they should behave better.

You got: Suburban Philosopher

New Jersey is famous for its unending supply of rich aimless adolescents, reflecting on the stupidity of suburban life while hanging out at convenience store parking lots, eating candy, and drinking slushies. Dude. Life is hard, and you enjoy picking apart its intricacies and dissecting them with your friends under the moonlight. Snoochie Boochies.

You got: Middle-Class Mallrat

New Jersey is famous for its malls. Jersey-ites love their shopping, almost as much as they love standing around the mall, looking good. You enjoy grabbing a bite to eat, strolling along the promenade under the stores' rainbow lights, and picking up a few new goodies for your home and wardrobe. You like to charge it and worry about the bills later.

You got: Record Store Hipster

It's so ironic that you live in New Jersey because you really belong in Philadelphia or New York. But here you are, commuting, wondering where you'll move one day, and wishing you could land a job that paid enough to support your vinyl habit. At least you're in driving distance of pretty much any show you want to see.

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